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Animated Haunted Hedge
$19.98
Scare the be-jeebers out of those trick-or-treaters or party guests!

Place unit in a tree, hedge or plant. The motion sensor activates the 2 light-up orange eyes and growling sounds, while shaking the foliage!

A must-have prop for indoor or outdoor use.
Humunga Chomp And Bling Dog Toys
$13.98
Hilarious fetch toys give your pooch a great grin, whether just cheesin' for your camera, or posin' for the "pup-arazzi!"

Designed for large breed dogs, the hollow balls are made of natural rubber with a hole on top and bottom, and decorated with non-toxic paint.

Select Bling (rock star gold grill), or Chomp (pearly-white people teeth).

Buy any 2 or more, $12.98 each.
Beer Bottle Holder Necktie
$16.98
Necktie is the perfect hands-free way to keep your brew cold and handy!

Great gag gift for the "professional" imbiber. Holds cans or bottles.
Donald Trump Toilet Roll Talker
$14.98 - $15.98
The bathroom can be the best place for political hijinks!

Swap your plain roller out for this little gem, and the next person who pulls off a handful of TP will get an earful of one 8 of the Donald's iconic election quotes in his voice!

Features superior sound quality and on/off switch.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Personalized No Soliciting Sign
$27.98
Did we leave anything out?

Sign discourages anyone but family and friends (and cookie sellers!) from disturbing your peace. Not weatherproof--best suited for covered or protected entryway.

State name up to 14 spaces. "The" is included and does not count toward your personalization.
Dump Trump Toilet Paper
Was: $9.98
Now: $5.98
He's definitely not your #1 choice, but he's perfect for #2!

If you are a firm believer that politics is truly a laughing matter, join the movement to make this timely TP one of the most sought-after novelty items of the 2016 Presidential Campaign!

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Retirement Countdown Timer
$12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Laughing Pens
$14.98
Laugh WITH them or AT them!

Just press the button on the Hillary ballpoint pen, and it plays her own laughter as the mouth really moves!

Press down on Trump's hair to hear him spout 8 actual sayings from his campaign.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.98 each.

Click here to see our entire Hillary Clinton collection!

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Screaming Goat Kit
$9.95
Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you?

World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button.

Includes an illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Hairbrush And Umbrella Flask
$13.98 - $19.98
Money-saving, easy-to-hide fakes hold your favorite party beverages & go anywhere you do!

Safer and lighter than glass; perfect for picnics, beach, concerts, sporting events, hotel pools, cruises, etc.
Animated Kitty Coin Bank
$24.98
While the lid is closed, place a coin on top of the white plate. Watch as the lid opens to reveal the sly kitty who peeks out, then snatches the coin with his paw!

Mechanical bank makes saving fun for kids and adults. Access coins from bottom.

Assorted cat colors; our choice, please.
Farts In A Can
$10.98 - $11.98
High-fidelity canned fart sounds for your enjoyment!

Whether you're looking for a gag gift or just want to have some laughs, canned flatulence is the perfect answer.

Includes six super-satisfying fart sounds: silent but deadly; loud and proud; the big boy; uh oh! one too far; booty bomb, and the squeaker.
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