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Dump Trump Toilet Paper
Was: $9.98
Now: $5.98
He's definitely not your #1 choice, but he's perfect for #2!

If you are a firm believer that politics is truly a laughing matter, join the movement to make this timely TP one of the most sought-after novelty items of the 2016 Presidential Campaign!
Retirement Countdown Timer
$2.98 - $12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Animated Bailey The Dog Coin Bank
$2.98 - $24.98
Just place the coin in the dish and watch it 'disappear'!

Place coins in Bailey's bowl and watch the money-hungry mutt gobble til they're gone! Then he sits back up, tongue a-waggin', just waiting for more moolah!

Coins actually slide out of the dish and are deposited into the bank box below, with access through the side.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Talking Bow Tie For Dogs
$2.98 - $19.98
With Remote Control!

Add some excitement to that daily walk in the park! Clip the plastic bow tie onto your dog's collar and press the remote to make it sound as though your dog is talking.

Watch passers-by react when they hear funny phrases like, "Mind if I sniff your dog's bum?" "I don't bite--I just want to lick your face!" and 4 more.

Super cute, and just as amusing at home!
Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Laughing Pens
$14.98
Laugh WITH them or AT them!

Just press the button on the Hillary ballpoint pen, and it plays her own laughter as the mouth really moves!

Press down on Trump's hair to hear him spout 8 actual sayings from his campaign.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.98 each.
Screaming Goat Kit
$9.95
Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you?

World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button.

Includes an illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Hairbrush And Umbrella Flask
$13.98 - $19.98
Money-saving, easy-to-hide fakes hold your favorite party beverages & go anywhere you do!

Safer and lighter than glass; perfect for picnics, beach, concerts, sporting events, hotel pools, cruises, etc.
Animated Kitty Coin Bank
$2.98 - $24.98
While the lid is closed, place a coin on top of the white plate. Watch as the lid opens to reveal the sly kitty who peeks out, then snatches the coin with his paw!

Mechanical bank makes saving fun for kids and adults. Access coins from bottom.

Assorted cat colors; our choice, please.
Farts In A Can
$2.98 - $11.98
High-fidelity canned fart sounds for your enjoyment!

Whether you're looking for a gag gift or just want to have some laughs, canned flatulence is the perfect answer.

Includes six super-satisfying fart sounds: silent but deadly; loud and proud; the big boy; uh oh! one too far; booty bomb, and the squeaker.
Recordable Beer Pager
$2.98 - $24.98
Perfect for the person who always misplaces their drink!

Record a message up to 15 seconds--voice, sound, music, etc. Remote activates it up to 60 feet away, making your drink light up, call your name, play a song, whistle for you--whatever you've recorded.

The holder keeps your beverage chilled, and the remote clips onto belt or purse. Don't leave home without it!
Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox
$49.98
The perfect blend of fun and functionality to fully equip the new or soon-to-be dad!

Ultimate toolbox contains 14 items ranging from useful--diaper, wipes, pacifier, picture frame, etc.--to hilarious must-haves like goggles, tongs, rubber gloves, and biohazard bag! A hoot at the baby shower!

Dad can use the sturdy handled box for actual tools (if he makes it past the diaper stage!)
Donald Trump Toilet Paper Set
$16.98
We like to have a little fun with politicians, just as the comedians and pundits have done for centuries. If you do too, we have the perfect prank gift for your political allies OR foes.

Caricatures of The Donald, printed on every sheet; won't smudge or smear. Set of 3 rolls (3-ply).
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