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Monster Slammers Set
$9.50 - $11.98
Harmless stress relief for everyone from frustrated kids to overwhelmed adults! Wild colors, wacky expressions, weird sounds--throw 'em, slam 'em, hear 'em crash, hoot and howl!

Set of 2; assorted styles; our choice, please.
Giant Tootsie Pop®
$12.50 - $13.50
Holds 8 Pops Inside!

Since the 1930s, the doubly-sweet treat has tickled tastebuds with its hard candy shell and chewy Tootsie Roll center! Giant paper-wrapped plastic pop holds a bundle of 8 individually-wrapped regular Tootsie Pops to share and enjoy.

Colors and flavors vary; our choice, please.
Great Garden Gnome Massacre
$27.98
It's A Gnome Massacre!

Oh no, a T-rex is loose in your yard and it's gnome carnage everywhere! Hilarious figure might make garden gnomes everywhere quake in fear.
Man Sounds Clock
$2.98 - $27.98
A Different "Guy" Sound Each Hour!

Hilarious clock emits "man sounds" at the top of each hour: beer-guzzling, channel-surfing, pizza-munching, butt-scratching, toilet-flushing, video-gaming, and more! Light sensor mutes sound when room is dark.

Must-have addition to the man cave, workshop, garage, etc.
Miracle Orgasms In A Can
$2.98 - $8.98
Hilarious!

Open it and you'll swear you're hearing someone in the throes of pleasure! We dare you to open it in the office restroom! Or, put it in your medicine cabinet and wait for that nosy visitor to open it up!

Makes a funny gag gift for fun-loving couples OR singles of all ages! (Racy humor; not intended for children.)
Cork Pacifier
$10.98
Put A Cork In It!

Pacifier looks like you stuck a cork in baby's mouth! Great gag for baby shower.
The World's Largest Bra
$19.98
When it comes to gag gifts, this one takes the booby prize!

Gi-normous quadruple-Z "boulder holder" gets hilarious reactions from the greatly-endowed AND the barely-there. Ideal for bachelorette parties, retiring co-workers, and moms-to-be.
Laughing Bag Set
$9.98
Laughter by the bag full! Just squeeze to hear infectious, hilarious laughter!

Assorted colors; our choice, please.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Crack-Ups Laughing Egg
$7.00 - $9.98
Guaranteed to crack you up, our egg-shaped toys erupt into childlike laughter with a gentle squeeze. They're sure to make you cackle right along with them!

Each has built-in battery for hundreds of plays.

Assorted styles, our choice, please.
Who Farted Wall Clock
$2.98 - $27.98
Farts Every Hour On The Hour!

You can't deny it--farts are funny! Our wall clock "farts" every hour, with a different sound every hour. You'll get farts set to music, big farts, little farts and everything inbetween.

Light sensor detects when it's dark and mutes the fart noises so you can sleep peacefully.
Solar Sock Monkey
$5.50 - $7.98
Place this little cutie in a sunny or brightly-lit spot and he'll bob his head all day long!

Includes optional adhesive sticker for base.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Boobies Beer Cozy
$9.00 - $10.98
Looks like it was lovingly crafted by someone's Nana... who has a wicked sense of humor!

Fits most beer cans and bottles.
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