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Cheat On Diet Tee
Was: $14.98
Now: $4.27
Our pink tee reads: I'm an expert multitasker. I can cheat on 6 diets at once!
Time Healer Tee
Was: $14.98 - $14.98
Now: $4.27 - $14.98
Our blue tee reads: Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Kiss It Tee
Was: $14.98 - $14.98
Now: $4.37 - $14.98
Our blue tee reads: I maintain my FAT ASS so people can KISS IT!
Big Brother Boss Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $4.17
Who's in charge here?

Age before beauty works for us! Settle potential power struggles with a T-shirt in gray.
People Who Cuss Tee
Was: $14.98
Now: $4.37
Our grey tee reads: People who cuss a lot tend to be more honest, upfront & loyal with their friends and family.
Middle Age Shows Tee
Was: $14.98 - $14.98
Now: $2.07 - $14.98
Our blue tee reads: MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOUR AGE STARTS TO SHOW AROUND YOUR MIDDLE.
Dad The Legend Tee
Was: $17.98 - $19.98
Now: $2.07 - $19.98
The most notable man in the family deserves some fanfare!

Elaborate design on the front of the navy blue Dad T-shirt imprinted with "Lots of Gas! Tons of Laughs! You Gotta Love Him!"
Stickmen Bowling Problem Tee
Was: $16.98 - $18.98
Now: $3.07 - $16.98
Obviously this guy has a problem--can you relate? Orange Bowling T-shirt with humorous cartoon.
Old Guys Drool Tee
Was: $19.98 - $21.98
Now: $3.07 - $21.98
He used to rule, but now he drools!

White cartoon T-shirt makes a hilarious over-the-hill or retirement gag!
Approaching 40, 50 And 60 Tees
Was: $14.98 - $14.98
Now: $2.07 - $11.87
Our blue tees read: Approaching (40,50,60) ...not saying from which direction.
1950s And 1960s Wrinkled Tees
Was: $16.98 - $18.98
Now: $2.07 - $14.87
Born in the 50s or 60s? It's your lucky day, because compared to the wrinkles on this T-shirt, your face is as smooth as a baby's bottom!

Hilarious over-the-hill or milestone birthday gag! And for the extra-lucky, one out of every 100 boxes has a very wrinkled--but still spendable--$5 bill tucked inside!

Due to the extreme wrinkling process, shirts fit snug--order next size up if looser fit is desired.

This item is non-returnable.
Mentally Constipated Tee
Was: $14.98 - $22.17
Now: $6.07 - $12.87
Our blue tee reads: "I think I'm mentally constipated ...I haven't given a crap in weeks!"