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Approaching 40, 50 And 60 Tees
$1.25 - $14.98
Our blue tees read: Approaching (40,50,60) ...not saying from which direction.

Buy any 2 for $12.98 each!
Buy 3 or more for $10.98 each!
So Happy I Turned 40, 50 And 60 Tees
$1.25 - $18.98
If you've learned nothing else over these many years, you've learned that humor can get you through almost any situation--including those milestone birthdays!
How A Bottle Ages Tee
$1.25 - $19.98
"Timeline in a bottle" depicts the liquid stages of life.
1950s And 1960s Wrinkled Tees
$16.98 - $18.98
Born in the 50s or 60s? It's your lucky day, because compared to the wrinkles on this T-shirt, your face is as smooth as a baby's bottom!

Hilarious over-the-hill or milestone birthday gag! And for the extra-lucky, one out of every 100 boxes has a very wrinkled--but still spendable--$5 bill tucked inside!

Due to the extreme wrinkling process, shirts fit snug--order next size up if looser fit is desired.

This item is non-returnable.
Cat And Dog Party Cake Sets
Bake A Pet Celebration Cake!

Bake your pet a yummy cake on their special day! Kits include everything you need: a mix for microwaveable cake (animal-safe ingredients), mixing spoon and dish, a balloon, and party favors for you and your fur-pal!

Start a tradition you'll both look forward to!
Animated Cupcake Birthday Bear Plush
$2.98 - $21.98
With Light-Up Candle On Cupcake!

Plush bear knows just how to get the party started! Press the paw and watch the head sway, mouth move, and the cupcake candle light up as the bear sings "Happy Birthday To You." A fun birthday tradition!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Older Than Dirt Candle
From Aunt Sadie's!

Pre-printed with "Congratulations on the occasion of your birthday. You are now officially older than dirt!" Celebrate your many years spent above ground with a wet dirt-scented candle!

Makes a great over-the-hill gag gift!
Singing Happy Birthday Monkey Keychain
$4.50 - $5.98
Wild birthday fun!

Press his tummy and this plush monkey sings a silly happy birthday song, with a few screeches thrown in for good measure!

Colors vary; our choice, please.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Old Fart Mug
Black mug is perfect for everything from early morning beverage to late night brew!

Fun over-the-hill gag!
PEANUTS Good Grief It's Your Birthday Book
Engaging collection of comics, quotes and words of wisdom for staying young-at-heart!

Delightful picture book features the beloved characters along with musings by Mae West, Mark Twain, George Burns, and many more.

Click here to see our entire PEANUTS collection!
Don't Shake It! Car Alarm And Breaking Glass Gift Alarms
Drop these credit card-sized sound devices into a wrapped gift. When those snoopers get a little too curious--busted! Shaking or moving the box activates a loud alarm that sounds just like a car alarm or breaking glass!

Use over & over, for Christmas, graduation, showers, birthdays, retirement, etc.

Buy any 2 or more, $6.50 each.
Happy Birthday And Holidays Door Covers
Was: $24.98 - $24.98
Now: $17.97 - $24.98
These easy-to-use stretch knit "socks" fit over your entire door for top-to-bottom coverage!

Snug elasticized corners stay in place on any standard door--no fasteners or hardware needed. (Simply pull aside to access door knob.) Use indoors or outdoors, year after year!

Choose either Holidays or Birthday!
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