Now Your T. P. Talks Back! Your guests are in for a big surprise when they rip off a few sheets of bathroom tissue. As soon as they pull the paper, the motion-activated toilet paper holder automatically plays your clever recorded message. Tiny digital recorder inside lets you record hilarious warnings, such as "You really need to eat more fiber" and "Leave the seat down, please." You can record up to 6 seconds and change your message any time.