Why Buy The Cow Tee

Our blue tee reads: "For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..."

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  • MD (38-40)
  • LG (42-44)
  • XL (46-48)
  • 2X (50-52)
  • 100% cotton.
  • Imported.