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Retirement Countdown Timer
$12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Joker Meow, Cricket, And Toot Pranks
$9.98
Hide. Play. Annoy. Drive them crazy with these pranks that stick on nearly anything!

Hide behind doors, furniture, or inside desk drawers and watch as your victim tries to locate the source of meows, cricket chirps, or fart sounds.

Buy any 2 or more, $8.98 each.
Love Uncensored Postcard Collection
$12.95
There's nothing sexier than a sense of humor!

Pack of 50 tear-out postcards feature playful pop-art images and colorful--sometimes OFF-color--captions from cute to naughty that say "I love you..." or at least, "I want you!"

The method of delivery is up to you... whether you choose to send through the mail, slip under a door, leave on a desk, or hand to a stranger, there's no telling where it will lead.
Farts In A Jar And Canned Laughter Sound Machines
$14.98
It's amazing what comes in a can these days!

Six high-quality farts are captured for your listening and pranking pleasure. Just lift the lid to hear a complete range of toots, poots and squeaks.

Next to Grandma's chicken soup, laughter is the best medicine. Lift the lid to hear six laughs, from contagious giggles to rib-tickling guffaws!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.50 each.
Donald Trump Talking Boxing Pen
$9.98 - $10.98
Each punch of POTUS is accompanied by boxing sounds, or one of 8 different famous Trump phrases in his own voice!

"I'm the smartest guy I know," "Don't touch my hair," "My IQ is huge," and 5 more will have you in stitches.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Dog Wine Stopper
$13.98
Stop wine from turning to vinegar with our quirky bottle topper.

Cute pup with floppy ears attached to heavy duty wine stopper with rubber seal preserves the grapey goodness.
Fart Sound Button
$9.98
Not silent, not deadly but still hilarious!

Push down on the button to hear an assortment of authentic-sounding toots and poots, from little squeaks to big blasts!
Prank Gift Boxes
$7.98
 
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Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"

Buy any 2 or more, $7.50 each.
Fart Filter Prank Pack
$7.98
Prank Gift Box Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed box hides your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"
Motion Activated Magic Crystal Ball
$12.95
Harness the power of the mystical fortune teller!

Mini crystal ball can help uncover answers to guide you and your friends through those tough questions and decisions with a wave of your hand!

Fun light and sound features include the motion-activated glowing aura, music, and a fortune teller's voice with "answers."

Sits upon a black base, and includes a booklet with history and tips for use. (For entertainment purposes only.)
Elf Excited Buddy Stand Up
$39.98
"Santa! I know him!"

Who could forget Buddy's joyous excitement at the prospect of Santa's visit to the department store?

Life-size cardboard cut-out captures his jubilant expression so you can recall Buddy's happiest moments anytime!
Donald Trump Wine Bottle Holder
Was: $26.98
Now: $22.97
After a long day of doing a really hard job, even the POTUS needs to "wine down."

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