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Christmas In A Can
$8.98 - $9.98
Spread Christmas cheer all season long with the press of a button!

Singing machine belts out "Jingle Bells," "We Wish you a Merry Christmas," "Church Bells," "Ho Ho Ho," and "Sleigh Bells."
Farts In A Jar And Canned Laughter Sound Machines
$14.98
It's amazing what comes in a can these days!

Six high-quality farts are captured for your listening and pranking pleasure. Just lift the lid to hear a complete range of toots, poots and squeaks.

Next to Grandma's chicken soup, laughter is the best medicine. Lift the lid to hear six laughs, from contagious giggles to rib-tickling guffaws!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $12.98 each.
Christmas Spin A Song Toilet Roll Holder
$10.98 - $12.98
Just replace your regular TP roller with this festive holiday version, and it serenades you with a fun tune with every spin!

Spring adjusts to fit most toilet paper holders.
Poopy Pen Set
$8.98
No one will ever steal your pen again!

Set of 2 pens look real enough to deter pen thieves at home, office, or wherever you're brave enough to use one!
Swear Jar Bank
$12.98
Help clean up a chronic cusser's language with this swear jar!

Features slotted cap and rubber stopper for easy access to your profane profits.
Donald Trump Talking Boxing Pen
$9.50 - $9.98
Each punch of POTUS is accompanied by boxing sounds, or one of 8 different famous Trump phrases in his own voice!

"I'm the smartest guy I know," "Don't touch my hair," "My IQ is huge," and 5 more will have you in stitches.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

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Dog Wine Stopper
$13.98
Stop wine from turning to vinegar with our quirky bottle topper.

Cute pup with floppy ears attached to heavy duty wine stopper with rubber seal preserves the grapey goodness.
Fart Sound Button
$9.98
Not silent, not deadly but still hilarious!

Push down on the button to hear an assortment of authentic-sounding toots and poots, from little squeaks to big blasts!
Talking Freshy The Snowman
$22.98
Motion-Activated Fun In The John!

Snowman talks when someone enters the bathroom. Speaks 8 different phrases.
Prank Gift Boxes
$7.98
 
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Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"

Buy any 2 or more, $7.50 each.
Motion Activated Magic Crystal Ball
$12.95
Harness the power of the mystical fortune teller!

Mini crystal ball can help uncover answers to guide you and your friends through those tough questions and decisions with a wave of your hand!

Fun light and sound features include the motion-activated glowing aura, music, and a fortune teller's voice with "answers."

Sits upon a black base, and includes a booklet with history and tips for use. (For entertainment purposes only.)
Donald Trump Corkscrew
$29.98
First the country, then the world... and now, your wine!

Uncork your sense of humor with the gold standard of wine openers. This outrageous cork popper is a "yuuuge" conversation starter, political or otherwise!

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