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Donald Trump President Predicto Magical Fortune Talking Ball
$17.98
It's the mind-bogging fortune teller that could make your future great again!

Just asking this talking President Predicto ball your yes-or-no question, and hear Donald Trump answer it in his actual voice.

Wave your hand across the top, and it lights up as the ball offers up one of 25 negative, positive, or noncommittal replies. So go ahead, ask if you dare--and prepare to be mystified!

You can carry it around with you for on-the-go predictions.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Thank You Musical Prank Card With Glitter
$11.98 - $12.98
The perfect card for your BFF!

Filled with confetti glitter, it sings "Thank You For Being A Friend" from the hit TV sitcom The Golden Girls on a continuous loop.
Joker Meow, Cricket, And Toot Pranks
$9.98
Hide. Play. Annoy. Drive them crazy with these pranks that stick on nearly anything!

Hide behind doors, furniture, or inside desk drawers and watch as your victim tries to locate the source of meows, cricket chirps, or fart sounds.

Buy any 2 or more, $8.98 each.
Incredible Candle Set
$15.98 - $17.98
Light the center wick, and the sparklers ignite the outer ring of candles. The petals open, and the flower spins as it plays "Happy Birthday!"

Set of 2 candles ignites a celebration they'll never forget!

Adult supervision required.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Love Uncensored Postcard Collection
$12.95
There's nothing sexier than a sense of humor!

Pack of 50 tear-out postcards feature playful pop-art images and colorful--sometimes OFF-color--captions from cute to naughty that say "I love you..." or at least, "I want you!"

The method of delivery is up to you... whether you choose to send through the mail, slip under a door, leave on a desk, or hand to a stranger, there's no telling where it will lead.
Farts In A Jar And Canned Laughter Sound Machines
$14.98
It's amazing what comes in a can these days!

Six high-quality farts are captured for your listening and pranking pleasure. Just lift the lid to hear a complete range of toots, poots and squeaks.

Next to Grandma's chicken soup, laughter is the best medicine. Lift the lid to hear six laughs, from contagious giggles to rib-tickling guffaws!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.50 each.
Donald Trump Talking Boxing Pen
$9.98 - $10.98
Each punch of POTUS is accompanied by boxing sounds, or one of 8 different famous Trump phrases in his own voice!

"I'm the smartest guy I know," "Don't touch my hair," "My IQ is huge," and 5 more will have you in stitches.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Dog Wine Stopper
Was: $13.98
Now: $12.97
Stop wine from turning to vinegar with our quirky bottle topper.

Cute pup with floppy ears attached to heavy duty wine stopper with rubber seal preserves the grapey goodness.
Fart Sound Button
Was: $9.98
Now: $4.77
Not silent, not deadly but still hilarious!

Push down on the button to hear an assortment of authentic-sounding toots and poots, from little squeaks to big blasts!
Prank Gift Boxes
$6.97 - $7.98
 
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Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"
Elf Excited Buddy Stand Up
$39.98
"Santa! I know him!"

Who could forget Buddy's joyous excitement at the prospect of Santa's visit to the department store?

Life-size cardboard cut-out captures his jubilant expression so you can recall Buddy's happiest moments anytime!
Donald Trump Corkscrew
$29.98
First the country, then the world... and now, your wine!

Uncork your sense of humor with the gold standard of wine openers. This outrageous cork popper is a "yuuuge" conversation starter, political or otherwise!

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Motion Activated Magic Crystal Ball
$12.95
Harness the power of the mystical fortune teller!

Mini crystal ball can help uncover answers to guide you and your friends through those tough questions and decisions with a wave of your hand!

Fun light and sound features include the motion-activated glowing aura, music, and a fortune teller's voice with "answers."

Sits upon a black base, and includes a booklet with history and tips for use. (For entertainment purposes only.)
Donald Trump Wine Bottle Holder
Was: $26.98
Now: $19.87
After a long day of doing a really hard job, even the POTUS needs to "wine down."

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Grope On A Rope
Was: $13.98
Now: $12.98
Get a grip!

Soap on a rope hangs conveniently in the shower, ready to give a helping hand. Outrageous new take on an old classic is a hilarious gift for a grubby-minded friend.
Three Stooges Golfing Stand Up
$39.98
Let the dapper trio add a little class to your joint!

Life-size cardboard cut-out captures their golf outing before anything that COULD go wrong DOES go wrong!

Click here to see our entire Three Stooges collection!
Pile Of Poop Soap
$8.98 - $9.98
All right... who took a dump on the counter?!

Brown novelty soap is shaped like a real turd, but thankfully, this load is unscented. Makes a great gag gift--in a plain white box to surprise the recipient!
Motion Activated Bathroom Ghost
Was: $19.98
Now: $10.77
There's something funny going on in the bathroom!

Motion-activated ghost greets unsuspecting visitors with spooky sayings and chilling laughter! Eight hilarious potty-humor phrases in all.
Wine Guzzle Buddy
Was: $14.98
Now: $5.47
Add some class to drinking straight from the bottle!

Simply screw the unbreakable plastic glass into your wine bottle. The 100% silicone sleeve fits most bottles and creates a perfect seal. Perfect for bars, beaches, or just hangin' by the pool!

Aerate, pour and drink in one step. You can even pop it into the freezer to enjoy a frosty one.
Bob Ross Chia Head
Was: $24.98
Now: $12.57
It's almost like a self-portrait!

The happy little Chia seeds grow into a perfectly-coifed Bob Ross hairstyle in just 2-3 weeks.

Includes everything you need: planter, seeds, drip tray, and instructions.
John Wayne In Chaps Stand Up
$39.98
Large and in charge--that's our Duke!

Constructed in corrugated cardboard, the iconic Western hero will command attention anywhere you place him!

Click here to see our entire John Wayne collection!
Halloween Spin A Song Toilet Paper Holder
Was: $12.98
Now: $9.97
The very essence of bathroom humor!

Each time you spin the roll, it plays snippets of spooky tunes punctuated by screams, with a few fart noises thrown in for good measure.

Fits most standard mounts and roll sizes. Toilet tissue not included.
Happy Birthday Musical Bow
Was: $10.98
Now: $5.57
Perfect little present topper plays Happy Birthday! Just pull the ends to trigger the tune to give your recipient an extra surprise!

Re-tie it and use over and over!
Bob Ross Stand Up
$39.98
It's like he's right there in the room with you, painting happy little trees and happy little clouds!
Elvis Presley With Microphone Stand Up
$39.98
Colorfully-rendered, life-size image of Elvis Presley, constructed in corrugated cardboard. He'll command attention anywhere you place him!

Click here to see our entire Elvis Presley collection!
Betty Boop Red Dress Stand Up
$39.98
Colorfully-rendered, life-size image of Betty Boop constructed in corrugated cardboard. She'll command attention anywhere you place her!

Click here to see our entire Betty Boop collection!
Donald Trump Stand Up
$39.98
Invite the leader of the free world into your home!

President Trump may not be able to accept your personal invitation, but this life-sized cardboard cutout may be the next best thing, featuring President Donald Trump giving you 2 thumbs up and wearing a black suit with yellow & blue striped tie.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Largemouth Bass Toilet Paper Holder
$26.98
An angler's dream, because this one won't get away!

Sculpted and detailed in a natural palette, this TP holder is perfect for rustic-themed bathroom, cabin, camper, etc. Bath tissue not included.
Practical Magic Mini Kit
Was: $9.95
Now: $2.07
Mini kit is a charming collection of magic essentials, including rose quartz & tiger eye crystals, 3 sheets of metallic temporary tattoos, astrological chart with stickers, and mini book.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not intended for children.
Stress Buster Desktop Punching Bag
$22.98
Passed over for that promotion? Mandatory weekend work? Missed a project deadline? Release your stress and hit this!

Heavy-duty spring and strong suction cup base keep it solidly anchored while you punch away. Durable enough to withstand any amount of executive venting--or just use it for fun and exercise at home or in the dorm!

Includes portable hand pump and inflator.
Birthday Musical Prank Card With Confetti
$10.98 - $12.98
What looks like an ordinary musical birthday greeting to the recipient is anything but!

You sign the card in "safe mode" and send it along. Once opened and activated by the recipient, the card plays music non-stop until the battery dies 3+ hours later! If they press the button a second time in an attempt to stop the music, it gets louder!

Once the frustrated recipient has had enough and tears open the card to stop the music once and for all, they'll be showered with glittery confetti!

It's the birthday gift that just keeps on giving!
Donald Trump Car Window Decal
$12.98
There's no mistaking that profile!

Fellow drivers and passers-by will do a double-take when they see who's in your back seat! Adhesive decal affixes to the passenger window behind the driver, making it appear that you are chauffeuring around The Donald, aka the POTUS!

Removes easily and leaves no residue.
President Trump Troll
$12.98 - $14.98
 
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Hair To The Chief!

Make your desk great again! A fun gift for friends AND foes, this wild-haired little guy perfectly captures the caricaturized features of America's 45th President.

A unique memento of one of America's craziest elections of the past 100 years.
Wash Your Nuts Soap
$12.98
Stay squeaky clean!

Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, this luxuriously nutty soap-on-a-rope hangs in the shower just waiting to be grabbed.

Makes a great gag gift!
All Seeing Eye
$7.98 - $9.98
Your very own fortune teller!

Want answers? Need advice? Ask it anything, then turn it over to reveal the answer, such as "Focus & Ask Again," "You Can Count On It," and "The Stars Say No."

For entertainment purposes only.
Sunscreen Flask Set
$11.98 - $12.98
Sneak your booze anywhere inside these clever flasks that look like ordinary bottles of sunscreen.

Set of 2 includes funnels and pour spouts so they are easy to conceal, fill and use at the beach, pool, concerts, sporting events, amusement parks, cruises, etc.
Incredible Candle
$9.98
 
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Light the center wick, and the sparklers ignite the outer ring of candles. The petals open, and the flower spins as it plays "Happy Birthday!" It's a celebration they'll never forget!

Adult supervision required.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Screaming Goat Kit
$9.95
 
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Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you?

World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button.

Includes an illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Assorted Solar Shakers
$9.98
Never Need Batteries!

Tiny built-in solar panels absorb sunlight that sets flower, frog, dolphin, butterfly, flamingo, shark, and unicorn waving and bobbing on an imaginary breeze.

Use indoors on a sunny window sill or outdoors in a bright, covered area. Delightful on your desk, too!

Colors may vary; our choice please.

WARNING: Choking hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 for $7.98 each, any 3 or more for $6.98 each.
Christmas Fun Undies
$9.98
Have you been naughty or nice?

Fun Undies fit you either way! Underwear with four leg holes lets you get close to your holiday sweetie.

Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.
Money Soap Set
$21.97
Set of 2 delightfully scented bars of soap have a surprise in the center--cold cash! Once the soap wears down, you capture your prize--guaranteed to be one of the following: a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill!

A unique gift AND a great incentive to get kids to wash their hands more often!
Bagel Surprise
Was: $4.00
Now: $1.27
Looks delicious... but when they pick it up for a bite, a cockroach leaps up!
Tricky Dice
$0.87
 
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You're a natural. Trick dice will roll a 7 or 11 every time!
Soc-O-Pranks Christmas Stocking
$14.98 - $15.98
 
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Add a bit more jolly to the holiday!

Jumbo red net stocking is filled with 14 classic pranks, including hand buzzer, fart lollipop, plastic cockroach, fake poo, squirt ring, whoopee cushion, and more!

Hours of laughs for all ages!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The Willy Warmer
$7.98 - $8.98
He'll never freeze his you-know-what off again!

Knitted drawstring "sock" protects his important parts much more effectively than a fig leaf! Great gag!
Naughty Pigs Salt And Pepper Shaker Set
$10.98
These two pigs go together like... salt & pepper!

Click here to see our entire Salt & Pepper Shakers collection!
Sack Of Sh*t Gag Bag
$7.98 - $8.98
Who do you know that deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few.

These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size and look real enough at first glance! Eech.
Animated Wisecracking Insulting Parrot
$16.98
 
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He's Got A Foul Mouth!

If you want a cute, lovable pet, then this guy is DEFINITELY not for you! Motion-activated beak moves & his wings flap as he lets fly one of 6 rude comments whenever someone walks by. Off-color statements like "You got a pretty big a** for such a small brain," and "If you think my beak is huge, you ought to see my d**k!" will have everyone laughing in surprise.

Colors and phrases may vary; our choice please.

Adult language; not suitable for children.
Booby Fishing Lure Gag Set - As Seen On TV
$7.00 - $8.98
Guaranteed To Land The Big One!

Even fish like a big rack! These Double Ds are certain to coerce even the most shy fish to take a nibble! Complete with hooks, they really work! The best gag we've seen for fishermen! Sold as a set of 2 lures.

Click here to see our entire As Seen On TV collection!
Dog Mess
Was: $1.49
Now: $0.37
 
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Bad dog! Should have let him out. Our Dog Mess looks real.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Stomach Mess Fake Vomit
Was: $3.98
Now: $1.67
Our imitation vomit looks like someone was SICK, SICK, SICK! Almost turns your stomach to use as a joke, it's so realistic. The "gloppiest" look.

Place by baby, dog, dinner table or pretend you've been sick.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Saint Joseph Statue
Was: $10.98
Now: $9.97
St. Joseph Statue Believed To Speed Home Sales!

Do everything you can to sell your home and then follow simple instructions to ask St. Joseph to help. We don't know if or how it works, but many who followed these directions believe they sold more quickly and at a higher price!

WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov.
Field Cannon Accessories
$2.07 - $8.98
Charger, Carbide Ammo, Flints and Ignitor are all used with the 17 and 25 Inch Field Cannons.
Weener Kleener Soap
$7.98
Personal hygiene has never been more stimulating! Just a few quick "strokes" will clean most appendages.
Money Soap
$10.00 - $11.98
 
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Delightfully scented bar of soap has a surprise in the center--cold cash!

Once the soap wears down, you capture your prize--guaranteed to be one of the following: a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! A unique gift AND a great incentive to get kids to wash their hands more often!
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