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Incredible Candle
$9.98
 
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Light the center wick, and the sparklers ignite the outer ring of candles. The petals open, and the flower spins as it plays "Happy Birthday!" It's a celebration they'll never forget!

Adult supervision required.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Screaming Goat Kit
$9.95
 
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Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you?

World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button.

Includes an illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Assorted Solar Shakers
$9.98
Never Need Batteries!

Tiny built-in solar panels absorb sunlight that sets flower, frog, dolphin, butterfly, flamingo, shark, and unicorn waving and bobbing on an imaginary breeze.

Use indoors on a sunny window sill or outdoors in a bright, covered area. Delightful on your desk, too!

Colors may vary; our choice please.

WARNING: Choking hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 for $7.98 each, any 3 or more for $6.98 each.
Christmas Fun Undies
$9.98
Have you been naughty or nice?

Fun Undies fit you either way! Underwear with four leg holes lets you get close to your holiday sweetie.

Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.
Money Soap Set
$21.97
Set of 2 delightfully scented bars of soap have a surprise in the center--cold cash! Once the soap wears down, you capture your prize--guaranteed to be one of the following: a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill!

A unique gift AND a great incentive to get kids to wash their hands more often!
Bagel Surprise
Was: $4.00
Now: $1.27
Looks delicious... but when they pick it up for a bite, a cockroach leaps up!
Tricky Dice
$0.87
 
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You're a natural. Trick dice will roll a 7 or 11 every time!
Soc-O-Pranks Christmas Stocking
$14.98 - $15.98
 
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Add a bit more jolly to the holiday!

Jumbo red net stocking is filled with 14 classic pranks, including hand buzzer, fart lollipop, plastic cockroach, fake poo, squirt ring, whoopee cushion, and more!

Hours of laughs for all ages!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The Willy Warmer
$7.98 - $8.98
He'll never freeze his you-know-what off again!

Knitted drawstring "sock" protects his important parts much more effectively than a fig leaf! Great gag!
Naughty Pigs Salt And Pepper Shaker Set
$10.98
These two pigs go together like... salt & pepper!

Click here to see our entire Salt & Pepper Shakers collection!
Sack Of Sh*t Gag Bag
$7.98 - $8.98
Who do you know that deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few.

These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size and look real enough at first glance! Eech.
Animated Wisecracking Insulting Parrot
$16.98
 
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He's Got A Foul Mouth!

If you want a cute, lovable pet, then this guy is DEFINITELY not for you! Motion-activated beak moves & his wings flap as he lets fly one of 6 rude comments whenever someone walks by. Off-color statements like "You got a pretty big a** for such a small brain," and "If you think my beak is huge, you ought to see my d**k!" will have everyone laughing in surprise.

Colors and phrases may vary; our choice please.

Adult language; not suitable for children.
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