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Bagel Surprise
Was: $4.00
Now: $1.17
Looks delicious... but when they pick it up for a bite, a cockroach leaps up!
Tricky Dice
$0.87
 
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You're a natural. Trick dice will roll a 7 or 11 every time!
Soc-O-Pranks Christmas Stocking
$14.98 - $15.98
 
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Add a bit more jolly to the holiday!

Jumbo red net stocking is filled with 14 classic pranks, including hand buzzer, fart lollipop, plastic cockroach, fake poo, squirt ring, whoopee cushion, and more!

Hours of laughs for all ages!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The Willy Warmer
$7.98 - $8.98
He'll never freeze his you-know-what off again!

Knitted drawstring "sock" protects his important parts much more effectively than a fig leaf! Great gag!
Sack Of Sh*t Gag Bag
$7.98 - $8.98
Who do you know that deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few.

These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size and look real enough at first glance! Eech.
Animated Wisecracking Insulting Parrot
$16.98
 
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He's Got A Foul Mouth!

If you want a cute, lovable pet, then this guy is DEFINITELY not for you! Motion-activated beak moves & his wings flap as he lets fly one of 6 rude comments whenever someone walks by. Off-color statements like "You got a pretty big a** for such a small brain," and "If you think my beak is huge, you ought to see my d**k!" will have everyone laughing in surprise.

Colors and phrases may vary; our choice please.

Adult language; not suitable for children.
Booby Fishing Lure Gag Set - As Seen On TV
$7.00 - $8.98
Guaranteed To Land The Big One!

Even fish like a big rack! These Double Ds are certain to coerce even the most shy fish to take a nibble! Complete with hooks, they really work! The best gag we've seen for fishermen! Sold as a set of 2 lures.

Click here to see our entire As Seen On TV collection!
Dog Mess
Was: $1.49
Now: $0.37
 
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Bad dog! Should have let him out. Our Dog Mess looks real.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Stomach Mess Fake Vomit
Was: $3.98
Now: $1.67
Our imitation vomit looks like someone was SICK, SICK, SICK! Almost turns your stomach to use as a joke, it's so realistic. The "gloppiest" look.

Place by baby, dog, dinner table or pretend you've been sick.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Field Cannon Accessories
$2.07 - $8.98
Charger, Carbide Ammo, Flints and Ignitor are all used with the 17 and 25 Inch Field Cannons.
Money Soap
$10.00 - $11.98
 
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Delightfully scented bar of soap has a surprise in the center--cold cash!

Once the soap wears down, you capture your prize--guaranteed to be one of the following: a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! A unique gift AND a great incentive to get kids to wash their hands more often!
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